KCAW news canvassed Jamestown Bay residents Monday morning (3-12-12) hoping to speak to someone who could corroborate this weekend’s police report of “12 orange UFOs.” Most neighbors saw nothing; one individual claimed the aliens were in his house, waiting to pick up Sarah Palin and return her to the home planet; and one resident produced this incontrovertible photographic proof of Sitka’s close encounter. According to one theory, the alien fleet saw no herring on their quick visit, and will check back again — possibly around April 1st.