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Move over, Red Rover! Sitka water blasts off to Mars

by Robert Woolsey, KCAW | Apr 1, 2021 | Local News, Syndicated

A California entrepreneur has offered millions for exclusive rights to Sitka's excess water supply, in order to hydrate as yet undiscovered civilizations on Mars, and to build a golf course. Read More

Need to deliver bad news? Let Brielle say it better

by Robert Woolsey, KCAW | Apr 1, 2016 | Local News, Syndicated

Since she arrived at KCAW, people in Sitka and around the state have been asking Schaeffer to say things that they’d really rather not say themselves. Now, she's turned that silvery voice into gold. Read More

‘Ferocious’ red squirrel to grace legislator’s office

by Robert Woolsey, KCAW | Apr 1, 2015 | Local News, Syndicated

Sitka Representative Jonathan Kreiss-Tomkins’ office may soon be home to some historic Alaskana -- and much more -- if he can come to terms with a local collector. Read More