Tag: Santa

@RealSanta: Perfect Christmas expected at N. Pole, all that other stuff is ‘Fake News’

Christmas will happen on schedule this year, despite reports that the elves are dissatisfied with workplace safety at the North Pole. CARES Act funding (upwards of $20 billion in gumdrops and hard cookies) may have been redirected by Jolly Old St. Nick into into a reindeer ranch in the Carribean and designer shoes for Mrs. Claus, who -- incidentally -- has been tapped by the Biden administration to head the new Department of Good Cheer. Read More

Top elf says Santa IS ‘Gangnam Style’

Dropping by Sitka on a layover en route to Seoul, South Korea, Polar Chief of Staff J. Twinkle Rovington says Santa has traded toy trains and dolls for K-pop. And yes, Virginia, the Moon Base is real! Pull up a chair, light your favorite cigar, and savor the life of the one-percent north of the Arctic Circle. Read More

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