Santa’s millennial workforce crossed the line when they raided his closet for an ugly sweater party. (Flickr photo/Henry Jose)

Changing demographics are forcing Santa to reconsider both the toy-making priorities at the North Pole and workplace amenities for his staff of millennial elves. KCAW’s Caitlin Woolsey, a millennial herself, offers a sympathetic ear to Jolly St. Nick.

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With John Straley and Finn Straley (as Blinkee).